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Ah! Morning, sir. Ohh!

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I just love the hum of the air con first
thing in the morning. Don't you, sir?

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Makes you just wanna
leap out of bed and mop!

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- (DEJECTEDLY) Morning, Krytes.
- Oh, something wrong, sir?

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Something getting you down?

6
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Is it that you're the last human being
alive with no life, no family,

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no future, no prospects, no hope, is it...

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Is it something to do with that, sir?

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Somethin' to do with that, Kryten, yeah.

10
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You're missing the human race again,
aren't you, sir?

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Really missing 'em today, Krytes.

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I just can't believe it's all over.

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I've been lookin' at
some old pictures of them,

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remind me of the old days.

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Look, there's a picture
of them going to work.

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Oh.

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Commuters, mm.

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There's another one. Look.

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- They're all laughing.
- Oh!

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New Years, Titan.

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We were so happy back then, Kryt.

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I had a species, I thought
the two of us'd be together for ever.

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Well, it may sound ridiculous now, sir,

24
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but one day, I'm sure you'll meet another
species that'll make you just as happy.

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No, I won't! No species'll make me happy
like the human race.

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I'll never find another species
like them. They were...

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They were special.

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Sir, all I'm saying is
there are other species out there,

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and given time, who knows?

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You never liked the human race, did you?

31
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Quite honestly, sir, I never thought
they were good enough for you.

32
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I never thought
they were very nice to you, sir.

33
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Quite frankly, sir,
I think you could do better.

34
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- What, better than the human race?
- Mm.

35
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It may sound harsh, but you've just
got to get them out of your mind

36
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and get on with your life.

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Yeah, but everywhere I look
reminds me of 'em.

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A couple of beers later on today, sir -
that'll take your mind off it.

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The human race invented beer.

40
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They were brilliant at inventin'.

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They invented sofas and blankets
and mops and floors and buckets.

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I just miss them so much.

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A change of scenery, sir,
that's what you need.

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Why don't you get out
and stretch your legs?

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The human race had legs.

46
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I just can't get away from them.

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Everywhere I look, it reminds me of them.

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Nothing compares to them.

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I knew they'd break his heart.

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Oh!

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Human race -
here one minute, gone the next.

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Fly-by-night flibbertigibbets!

55
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Life.

56
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What's it all about, then?

57
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Why are we all here? Why am I here?

58
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What's the point of everything?

59
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I don't know, Dave.

60
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White coffee, six sugars
and a caramel crisp bar coming right up!

61
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Haven't you ever thought about it?

62
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Not really, no. I'm a vending machine.

63
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Are you OK?

64
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You don't seem your usual self today,

65
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asking intelligent questions,
being philosophical.

66
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How d'you know
what my usual self is like?

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I watch you.

68
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Through the crack in your door.

69
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The things you do when you're alone
are so funny!

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(LAUGHS)

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I've gotta get going.

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See you next time!

73
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And if you want to talk things through
about life and stuff, drop by any time.

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Oh, except Thursday morning.
I might be out.

75
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Just kidding!

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I'll be here! (GIGGLES)

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For ever!

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Subbuteo tournament this weekend, Kryten.

79
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Not going out in the quarterfinals
three years in a row.

80
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Just putting the boys through their paces.

81
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The flabsters don't know what's hit them.

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Er, an e-post from the JMC
on-board computer, sir.

83
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Oh, yes? What do they want?

84
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They've had a significant amount
of letters over the years

85
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from high-ranking members
of the JMC, sir,

86
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proposing you to be awarded

87
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the Golden Stripe Of Honour
for your years of distinguished service.

88
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Gosh. Really?

89
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They say they've been told you're a modest
man who doesn't seek the limelight,

90
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for your only concern
is performing your duties.

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I'm lost for words.

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Such kindness.

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They say, due to the number
of these letters of recommendation,

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they have absolutely no option
but to request

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you stop writing them.

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Oh, bollocking damn and jumbo buggers!

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They go on to say,
in dealing with this matter,

98
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they've looked into your actual
service record and have realised

99
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that you haven't reported for duty
in over three million years.

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But I've been dead for most of that!

101
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You are therefore being charged
with gross dereliction of duty

102
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and you have 24 hours
to present your rebuttal.

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What?!

104
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If they find you guilty, sir,
you'll be demoted...

105
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to third technician.

106
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The same as Lister?

107
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There'll be no-one but you to obey
my orders. What am I gonna do?

108
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Help me. That's an order.

109
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Oh, please, sir!
Don't order me to help you.

110
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You know how much I hate helping you!

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Kryten!

112
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Very well, sir.

113
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Perhaps you could get a note
from the medicomputer

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explaining you're unfit for duty.

115
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Post-traumatic stress or something.

116
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I haven't been the same since the crew
got wiped out - need a note, post-dated.

117
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Too unwell to attend myself.

118
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Off you go.

119
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On my way, sir.

120
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Ahh, you!

121
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Still moping around in your mopey clothes,

122
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listening to your mopey music,
being all mopey?

123
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- If you want my opinion...
- Which I don't.

124
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...it's time you manned up.

125
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Listened to some brass band music.

126
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Went for a bracing hike
in the diesel decks.

127
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Given the options, I'll continue being
suicidal, if it's all the same to you.

128
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And don't think this pity party's
going unnoticed.

129
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I've noticed it.

130
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And I've written it down
in a special report.

131
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And let me tell you, m'laddo,
I pull no punches.

132
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Who's gonna read this special report?

133
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Well, me.

134
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And maybe others...one day.

135
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And they'll read,

136
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"You are the star of your own mopeathon.

137
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"You can't even be bothered
to get yourself a cup of tea any more.

138
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"You dunk your biscuits in the fish tank."

139
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I've seen you.

140
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I was watching TV!

141
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As long as it's wet and melty,
you don't care where you stick it.

142
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Look, Rimmer, I'm depressed, man.
Give me a break.

143
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And besides, I'm a careful dunker now.

144
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Look left, look right,

145
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mirror, signal, dunk.

146
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It's time you stopped feeling sorry
for yourself, Lister.

147
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Every problem has an answer.

148
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Problem - your species is dead.

149
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Answer - make some more.

150
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And how am I gonna do that?

151
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Well, you've gotta prepare yourself,
haven't you?

152
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Like a fighter pilot waiting to scramble.

153
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If the perfect woman
walked through that door right now -

154
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and by perfect, I mean
any female with working ovaries -

155
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you wouldn't have a clue.

156
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Perfect woman walked through that door,
I would be ready to scramble.

157
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What, you think your old moves
would still work today?

158
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You think that snaky, sneaky,
arm-round-the-shoulder trick

159
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in a dark cinema is still cool?

160
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Women today
would die laughing at that move.

161
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That was my best move.

162
00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,820
I had a lot of success with that move.

163
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Women have moved on from that move.

164
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Moves don't move on.

165
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Moves move on.

166
00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,420
What, moves move?!

167
00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,940
Right, here's a Jacobean move.

168
00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,140
A Jaca-what?

169
00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:15,900
Oh, my lady!

170
00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,020
Thy beauty doth radiate across the Earth,

171
00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:24,380
like a raging forest fire
consuming everything in its path,

172
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and reduces grown men to babbling fools.

173
00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,660
Do you think that move would work today?

174
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Not a chance - dead move.

175
00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:38,580
The cloak across the puddle - dead move.

176
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Strumming a mandolin
under the balcony - dead move.

177
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How d'you know all this, Rimmer?
You know nothin' about women.

178
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You know nothin' about nothin'.

179
00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:48,900
Remember that documentary
we watched about breasts?

180
00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,060
You thought "areolas"
was a Spanish goalkeeper?

181
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,540
Well, what was he, Italian?

182
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It's not important.

183
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Look, you've either got it
or you ain't, and I've got it.

184
00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,020
I'm gonna make meself a cup of coffee.

185
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,700
(THUD)

186
00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,140
Right, abusing the furniture.

187
00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,860
It's all going down.

188
00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:18,140
Oh, thanks, 23.

189
00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:19,780
I really needed a lift.

190
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,300
(FRENCH ACCENT) No problem, David.

191
00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,140
How was zat soup I made you yesterday?

192
00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:25,900
- It was, er...pretty delicious, actually.
- Ah, bon!

193
00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,620
- I'm glad you enjoyed eet.
- Yeah, it was really nice.

194
00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,100
Magnifique!

195
00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,300
So, um...you look different.

196
00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:34,620
Have you changed something? New facade?

197
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,620
Really suits you. You look, er...shinier.

198
00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,620
No, same facade as always.

199
00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,020
Could've sworn it's different.

200
00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:44,020
- Maybe it's the light.
- Oui, maybe.

201
00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:46,460
Oh, it's good coffee, this. Great coffee.

202
00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:48,340
Some amazing coffee.

203
00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:51,420
I've always said to the others, you know,
if you want a good cup of coffee,

204
00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:54,380
go to dispenser 23 -
she makes the best coffee.

205
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,540
- Are you 'itting on me?
- What? No!

206
00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:59,820
I'm a vending machine -
why are you trying to 'it on me?

207
00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,660
- I'm not trying to hit on you.
- You so are.

208
00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,580
No, I'm not! I'm really not.
You just make good coffee, that's all.

209
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,860
"New facade, you look shinier" -
zat was a move.

210
00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:09,980
- It was not a move!
- It so was a move.

211
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,220
You were putting a move on me.

212
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:15,100
You're getting the wrong end of the stick.
It was not a move, now please!

213
00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:17,260
Why are you 'itting on
a dispensing machine? Who does zat?

214
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:19,460
- I'm not! I mean...
- Is everything OK, sir?

215
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:22,380
You know what he just tried to do?
He was 'itting on me.

216
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,900
Hit...hitting on her! I mean...

217
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,980
of course I wasn't hitting on her -
she's a vending machine!

218
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,700
Why would I hit on a vending machine?

219
00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,860
I-I'm sure there's been
some misunderstanding here.

220
00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:32,460
He put his hand on my logo.

221
00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:34,540
- (GASPS)
- What? When?

222
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,980
Look, I was leaning,
it was a total accident!

223
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,860
Oh, leaning and you just happened
to place your hand exactly on my logo.

224
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:46,020
"Oops, sorry, didn't notice it,"
he said, as he gently grazed my logo.

225
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,940
Unbelievable!

226
00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:52,500
- This is gonna go in the report.
- (LISTER SIGHS)

227
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,900
RIMMER: What news of my sabbatical?

228
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,460
KRYTEN: I'm afraid it's not good, sir.

229
00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:01,540
The medicom said no? It's never liked me.

230
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:05,420
It's happy to give you a note
if you have a genuine reason for time off,

231
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,900
otherwise there's nothing doing.

232
00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:11,540
Although I got the impression
a charitable donation to the medical fund

233
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,220
might not go unnoticed.

234
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,660
Hmm. A little bribe.

235
00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,460
Not a bribe, sir - a donation.

236
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:18,860
A big donation.

237
00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:22,060
Mm! Where you gonna get
major moolah like that?

238
00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,420
Expenditure cuts, sir,
from the supplies budget.

239
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:27,900
I've been looking at the ship's inventory
for potential savings,

240
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,300
and it seems to me, for a ship this size,

241
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,180
with this many
toilet-active crew members...

242
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,820
Toilet-active crew members?

243
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:39,820
...there's an astonishing amount
of toilet paper in the 2,1 43 restrooms

244
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,380
going to waste.

245
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,300
You what?!

246
00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:47,020
Toilet paper that never goes into action,
never sees the field of battle.

247
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,460
- Return the toilet paper!
- Hang on.

248
00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:52,140
Make the majority
of the restrooms paper-free.

249
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,540
I-I need that toilet paper!

250
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,300
Every sheet!

251
00:11:56,420 --> 00:12:00,100
I've got a diet
that's rich in fibre, curry and beer.

252
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,260
The savings would be insane.

253
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:06,380
We can get a reimbursement from Supplies
and transfer that to the medical fund.

254
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:10,100
As far as the supply budget is concerned,
we're just moving money around.

255
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,500
It's totally above board.

256
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,300
I'll get on it right away.

257
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,340
- Great plan.
- Lousy plan!

258
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:19,940
Buds, I've got a question for you.
What's the best way to break bad news?

259
00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,500
Well, generally speaking, sir,
you tell the people to sit down

260
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,780
and warn them that you've got bad news.

261
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,660
And what kind of face you got on?

262
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,100
A serious face, sir.

263
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,580
Kindly but serious.

264
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,260
Huh! Kindly but serious.

265
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:32,780
That's what I thought!

266
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,180
I knew that!

267
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,500
Thanks, bud!

268
00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:42,700
Buds, best you sit down.
I've got some bad news.

269
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,540
Whoa, what is it? What's happened?

270
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,420
Is this about me? It's about me, isn't it?

271
00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,340
I'm being replaced again, aren't I, sir?

272
00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,420
You know everyone's sitting down,
then you say something like,

273
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,860
- "Listen, I've got bad news," right?
- That's correct, sir.

274
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,460
OK, here comes the bad news.

275
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,860
But I'm gonna do it as char-yades!

276
00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,340
ALL: Char-aydes?

277
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,540
He means "char-ahdes", sir.

278
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,700
You know how much fun
there is round here? None!

279
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,820
It's too good an opportunity to miss.

280
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,580
OK, here we go.

281
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,620
Remember, really bad news.

282
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:11,780
Two words.

283
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,020
KRYTEN: Whole thing.

284
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,620
Ho-hole. Er, black hole,
we're being sucked into a black hole.

285
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:20,500
Er chameleonic mutants. Er, er, er,
brain-eating chameleonic mutants on board.

286
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,940
- A giant death worm!
- Something's happened to Kochanski.

287
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,700
She's got a rogue virus.

288
00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:25,900
- Rimmer's got a rogue virus.
- No, no, no.

289
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,020
I've got a rogue virus?

290
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,820
- RIMMER: Er, explosion?
- Zombies, zombies!

291
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:32,140
I'm being replaced, aren't I, sir?
No-one likes me. People have complained

292
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,940
- about the shape of my head.
- Strangling...

293
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,780
RIMMER: A giant death worm. Giant
death worm heading straight for us...

294
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,980
- Crash, something's crashed.
- (ALL TALK AT ONCE)

295
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,180
RIMMER: Heading straight for us.
I'm being demoted.

296
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,460
A woman! A woman's coming.

297
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:46,500
- A woman. Shorter.
- Small woman. Small. Male, man.

298
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,940
- Male.
- Post! Mail pod!

299
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:48,980
Mail pod!

300
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,260
- LISTER: Mail pod!
- KRYTEN: Mail pod!

301
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,620
- The mail pod's arrived!
- Mail pod's arrived!

302
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,180
LISTER: Brilliant, the mail pod's arrived!

303
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,700
- And something's happened to it.
- Something bad.

304
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,940
LISTER: It's crashed.
The mail pod's crashed.

305
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,900
- It exploded.
- It turned into a giant death worm.

306
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,500
- LISTER: It's turned into a jacket.
- A giant death worm's come out of it.

307
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,100
This is nothing to do
with a giant death worm!

308
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,580
Where were you getting
the giant death worm from?!

309
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,700
Oh! Your clothes...your clothes
were on a...on a washing line...

310
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:08,940
- LISTER: Jacket.
- ...and mail pod came in

311
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,540
and crashed into your clothes!

312
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,260
Got it in one!

313
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,860
Your clothes are hanging on the line,
and the mail pod crashed into them?

314
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,140
How's that two words?

315
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,700
Cos when it happened, I said,

316
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,300
"Oh, man!"

317
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,460
You know,
if I had a giant death worm right now,

318
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,500
I'd stick it right down
your stupid throat!

319
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,980
Hey, the mail's arrived!

320
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,380
Lighten up - mail from Earth!

321
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,140
Death worm?!

322
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,140
Two words!

323
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,620
That's the last one, sirs.

324
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:55,620
We must have sifted through
about a thousand letters now.

325
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:58,060
One letter from home,
that's all I'm asking -

326
00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,340
just one lousy, stinking letter.

327
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:04,180
Look, 50 big ones
says the first letter's mine.

328
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,620
Why is everything a competition with you?

329
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,700
Why can't we just sit here
and sort the mail like two mature adults

330
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,260
instead of behaving like two schoolboys
who have to bet on everything?

331
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,740
Oh, yes, I've got one!

332
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,820
Arnold Rimmer!

333
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,340
The man, the myth, the legend!
Rimmsy, Rimmsy!

334
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:28,860
Mr Popular with a capital P,
there's no stopping him, here he goes!

335
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,060
Who's it from?

336
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,420
It's a parking fine.

337
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,700
Still good.

338
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,900
Still a letter -
something to read addressed to me.

339
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,220
One-nil, Rimmsy.

340
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,020
Is it? Can it be?

341
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,340
It can't be.

342
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,620
Oh, but it is!

343
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,820
One-all! The comeback kid!

344
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:51,220
This boy does not know the meaning
of the word "defeat"!

345
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,780
One-all!

346
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,740
Go on, then, who's it from?

347
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,780
Hayley Summers?

348
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,660
My God, Hayley Summers!

349
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,420
Hayley Summers!

350
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,460
I'm guessing it's from Hayley Summers?

351
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,380
I used to go out with Hayley Summers.

352
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,140
It's when I was trying to be a rock god.

353
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,660
What I lacked technically
I made up for in loudness.

354
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:15,300
I mean, when I played,
people had ringing in their ears.

355
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,940
How long for?

356
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,020
It didn't go away.
Once they had it, they had it for good.

357
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,340
That's how loud I was.

358
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:24,060
So where did you meet her, then?
At a gig?

359
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:26,580
She worked in the bank
where I had my overdraft.

360
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:31,220
We got talking, and badda-boom,
badda-bish, badda-baa.

361
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,420
And, um, she dumped you, right?

362
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,100
No, she didn't dump me, actually, Rimmer.

363
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,860
She got offered a dream job on Callisto,
couldn't turn it down.

364
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,580
The only girl I ever cared about
who didn'tdump me, actually.

365
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,820
The time we had together
was brilliant, man.

366
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:47,460
We'd stay home all day Saturday,
watch zero-gee, eat curry in bed.

367
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:50,420
The first person I ever heard say,
"the real McCoy".

368
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,420
"That's the real McCoy," she'd say.

369
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,660
"This is the real McCoy.
That curry is the real McCoy."

370
00:16:55,780 --> 00:17:00,420
And she squidged up her nose, like that,
when she was telling a story.

371
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,860
No, no, it was really cute.

372
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,940
And did you used to tell your friends

373
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,540
about the real McCoy
and the squidgy nose thing?

374
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,820
And did you find your friends
were suddenly emigrating

375
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,460
or pretending to be dead?

376
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,540
Still smells of her perfume.

377
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,380
Look, I...I don't wanna read this.

378
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,980
It'll make me miss home more than ever.

379
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,300
I'll read it.

380
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,380
"Dear Dave, I hope
you don't mind me writing to you,

381
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,060
- "but I've got a confession."
- Confession?

382
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,260
Bet she was a man.

383
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:34,740
Well, you said yourself she liked zero-gee
and curries. Bet you she was a man.

384
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,540
Did she have big feet?

385
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:41,340
When you did the foxtrot,
did you ever wonder why she was shaving?

386
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,860
Just-just tell me the confession.

387
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,460
- Oh, wow.
- What?

388
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,540
- No way!
- What?!

389
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,500
I don't know whether to laugh or laugh.

390
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,940
"Dave, I don't know how to tell you this,

391
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,300
"but I'm pregnant.

392
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,580
"Seven weeks, according to the doctor."

393
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,660
Pregnant? Hang on,
my head's on spin cycle here.

394
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,060
Are you saying that
I'm three million years into deep space

395
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,900
and she's pregnant with my baby?!

396
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,380
Well, put it this way -
you're in the finals.

397
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,860
Finals? What d'you mean?

398
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,900
I mean, who's the other finalist?
Who am I playing?

399
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,100
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...

400
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,660
"I don't know whether it's yours or Roy's.

401
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,460
"Thought you should know."

402
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:17,620
Roy?

403
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,540
Ah, not Roy?!

404
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,260
Not Roy Roy!

405
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,460
D'you mean she was sleeping with Roy?

406
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,940
Who's the dad, me or him?

407
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:30,580
She doesn't know,
she's going for a DNA test.

408
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,060
She must've written another letter
to tell me the result.

409
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,180
You've gotta help me find it, we need
to find this letter. Yellow envelope.

410
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,740
Yellow envelope!

411
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:45,140
Hi, 34. Just having a break.
Coffee, please.

412
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:47,820
Oh, you want something
from me now, do you?

413
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,380
Yeah, coffee.

414
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,540
Don't play dumb, Dave.
I heard what happened.

415
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,340
- Happened?
- With dispensing machine 23.

416
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,620
You didn't think I'd find out, did you?

417
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,060
- What?!
- All those drinks

418
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,660
and chocolate bars you were getting
off me, and at the same time,

419
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:06,940
you were drinking her drinks and snaffling
up her choccy bars too, weren't you?

420
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,300
Weren't you?!

421
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,660
She was just nearer.

422
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,220
She's such a trashy-looking machine.

423
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,860
Is that what you like, Dave? Trashy?

424
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,500
You all look identical!

425
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,420
- Ohh!
- Look, can I please just get a coffee?

426
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,060
- I'm out of coffee.
- I'll have a tea, then.

427
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,140
No tea.

428
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,460
Milkshake?

429
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,580
Let me just check.

430
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,420
Sorry, no milkshakes either.

431
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,420
Look, I'll go somewhere else, then.
You're not the only dispenser on board.

432
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,980
Why don't you do that?
I think it might be best all round.

433
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,260
Well, I will.

434
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,580
- Good.
- Fine.

435
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,540
- Suits me.
- Right, I'm off.

436
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,220
Not missing you already.

437
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:43,700
Coincidentally, no big deal,
but know your tea -

438
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,060
it's a bit watery.

439
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,980
And you know when I said that your Mexican
red-hot chilli crisps were really spicy?

440
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,340
Well, I was lying.

441
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,820
- I can't believe you said that!
- Well, I did.

442
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,420
Ohh!

443
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,900
How did it go with the medicomputer?

444
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,300
Well, it took the donation, sir.

445
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,540
And what did we get?

446
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,820
A thank you.

447
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,300
Is that it?

448
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,900
I think it does this all the time, sir -

449
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:21,460
misleads unsuspecting bribers to get them
to give money to the medical fund.

450
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,980
That's outrageous!

451
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,700
Has it got no morals at all?

452
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:29,260
It repeated that the only way it could
give you an absence from duty note

453
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,860
was if you are unwell

454
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,220
or you'd taken a sabbatical
to care for an unwell member of the crew.

455
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,900
Lister!

456
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,140
Post-traumatic stress.
Missing the human race,

457
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,580
dunking biscuits in the fish tank,
totally off the rails.

458
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,780
Well, most of that could be dismissed
as eccentricity rather than illness, sir.

459
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:49,140
If you're going to use Mr Lister in your
defence, I fear you need something more.

460
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,420
Hmm.

461
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:55,540
One act of saliva-dripping, mouth-foaming
insanity by midnight tonight.

462
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,420
Shouldn't be too hard.

463
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,980
Hey, bud.

464
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,780
Alphabet Head told me what happened.

465
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,900
Come to check you out.

466
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,780
So, who is this Roy dude?

467
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,500
Used to work with her in the bank.

468
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:17,340
He was always using the finger-wetting
machine to count the money.

469
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,020
Real creep.

470
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,780
Could I give you a bit of advice?

471
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,420
Don't think about them together.

472
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,700
- Just move on.
- Right.

473
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:28,740
Keep all those "them together" thoughts
right out of your head.

474
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,420
Yeah, right.

475
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:34,460
All the walking in the park,
kissing raindrops off her nose stuff -

476
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,580
don't think about any of that.

477
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,460
I used to love her nose.

478
00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:40,980
She used to squidge it up
when she told stories.

479
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,860
And don't be tempted to wonder
if she squidged up her nose for him

480
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,500
in that really cute way
she used to squidge up her nose for you,

481
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,740
cos the chances are, she did.

482
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,100
- You reckon?
- And another thing.

483
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:55,900
Don't start thinking about all those
late-night shifts she was always doing,

484
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,180
because if it was me,
I'd be thinking, like, "Hey!

485
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,620
"Banks all close at five."

486
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,460
Yeah, she was always doing
late-night shifts.

487
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:08,100
You know, supervising the delivery
of the unstealable pens.

488
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:12,700
Or staying behind to help update
the bank queue waiting-pole rope.

489
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,540
Or accidentally locking herself
in the vault for the whole weekend.

490
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,100
She used to always do that.

491
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,380
Hey, you don't think
she was with this Roy guy?

492
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,020
The whole damn time.

493
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:30,540
- It never even occurred to me.
- But the key is,

494
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,460
don't think about it.

495
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,300
I'm not thinking about it.

496
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,700
- Think of something else.
- I'm thinking of something else!

497
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,140
Good!

498
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,820
Cos if you start thinking about all those
hours you were sitting at home,

499
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:47,940
killing time, while she was probably
on all fours, covered in money...

500
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,980
...while his finger-wetting machine
was working overtime...

501
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,020
...it'll drive you crazy!

502
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:02,660
Now, you get a picture like that in
your head, it's real hard to get rid of.

503
00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:06,940
What you doing?

504
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,260
What d'you think I'm doing?

505
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,660
I told you not to think about it!

506
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,980
I'm thinking about it now!

507
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,540
That's unbelievable!

508
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,740
You've not listened to a word I've said.

509
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:23,980
Still nothing, sir?

510
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:27,940
You know, I'm starting to think
she never even wrote a second letter.

511
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:30,140
Oh, sir, I know
this has stirred things up a bit,

512
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:33,340
but I really believe
you've got to live in the present.

513
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:35,620
You've got new friends now.

514
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:40,220
True, they may not be human, and some
of them are annoying and stupid and petty

515
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,820
and maybe even insane,

516
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:44,260
but that doesn't mean
they're any less precious.

517
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:48,820
You've got to forget about the past
and look after the present.

518
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,380
Hiya.

519
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,660
Oh, it's you.

520
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,980
This is awkward.

521
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,700
Look, I'm sorry about before.

522
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:03,380
I just wanna know if there's any way
I can make it up to you.

523
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,140
- Really?
- Yep.

524
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,060
Oh, Dave!

525
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,180
I don't know why we fight like this.

526
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,060
We're so silly!

527
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:12,540
So what's it to be, then?

528
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,820
New paintjob, new nozzle housings?

529
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,380
How about a restock?

530
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,420
- Anything?
- Anythin'. You name it.

531
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:23,300
Well, if I could have anything,
absolutely anything,

532
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,900
I've always wanted...

533
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:27,220
to see around the corner.

534
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,460
What, down there round the corner?

535
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,300
Oh, I know it's crazy,

536
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,940
but it's always been a wild dream of mine.

537
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,660
I've heard stories,
but to actually see it myself...

538
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,660
I can't believe I'm actually going!

539
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,780
- Isn't this romantic?
- Well...

540
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,220
don't build your hopes up too much.

541
00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,780
It might not be as great as you think.

542
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,020
Da-daaaan!

543
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:56,420
- Well?
- Oh! Ohhh!

544
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:59,700
It's everything I thought it was and more.

545
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:02,220
Oh! Oh, Dave.

546
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,100
Maybe we could stay here.

547
00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,500
You and me.

548
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,700
I know it's...crazy,

549
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,020
but we could settle down here.

550
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:12,460
Hm? Start a new life!

551
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:15,020
Oh, put me back there by the wall.

552
00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,420
Oh!

553
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:21,060
- Oh, Dave!
- Smeg, sorry!

554
00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:23,820
I knew you'd come round, you naughty boy!

555
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,660
Rrrrar!

556
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,580
I'll get you up.

557
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,460
Oh! Dave!

558
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:32,260
Dave! Naughty boy!

559
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,660
Wow!

560
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,940
I have never seen a ceiling.

561
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:37,060
(GIGGLES)

562
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,980
(LISTER GRUNTS)

563
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,980
Rimmsy, Rimmsy, Rimmsy!

564
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:52,460
Oh, yes! CCTV!

565
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,900
Sabbatical note, here we come!

566
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,540
What would you have me do with these, sir?

567
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:01,660
Ohh.

568
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,460
What did I tell you, sir?

569
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:09,460
I knew you'd find another species
to settle down with!

570
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,460
I'm just tryin' to pick her up.

571
00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:14,860
Looks like you're well past
that stage to me, sir.

572
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:18,740
(GROANS)

573
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:26,340
Damn paper!
There's gotta be some somewhere.

574
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,940
Ahh!

575
00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,500
Ooh! Guhh!

576
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,060
Damn near walked three miles!

577
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:35,820
Hey...

578
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,100
Uhhh!

579
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,500
Hee-hee-hee-hee!

580
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:42,980
Oh!

581
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,900
That's every letter checked, sir.
It wasn't there.

582
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,180
Oh, well. Thanks, Krytes.

583
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:52,780
Never mind, third technician!

584
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:56,740
Three decks, not one single roll!

585
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:58,180
Hey, that's mine.

586
00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,660
The hell it is. I found it.

587
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:01,500
I need it.

588
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,420
- Give it here!
- I need to wipe!

589
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,140
You see what you guys have done to us?

590
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,660
This is madness!

591
00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:10,380
Madness!

592
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,180
That's my special report!

593
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,380
It won't be special in a minute.

594
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,820
I've realised now this might be it.

595
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:26,620
This might be the answer
as to why I feel so empty.

596
00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:30,380
I mean, if she had my kids,
that means my kids might have had kids.

597
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,180
There might be hundreds
of generations spawned by me.

598
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,020
I might have had a daughter
who was a doctor

599
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:38,580
or a great-great-great-great-great-
great-great-great-great-grandson

600
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,500
who was a zero-gee football star.

601
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,340
No matter what happens to me now,

602
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,900
I feel like I've contributed.

603
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,980
I am someone.

604
00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:54,020
Man, I hope it's mine, because I know,
with her as a mother, they would have been

605
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:58,300
the best kids they could possibly be,
cos I mean, she was a wonderful woman,

606
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:01,500
and I'm sure she'd have been
an even more wonderful mother.

607
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:03,940
Wish me luck.

608
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,420
What an absolute slag.

609
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:24,380

There's no kind of atmosphere

610
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,500


611
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,940


612
00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:33,860


613
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:37,540


614
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:41,020

Shipwrecked and comatose

615
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:44,180


616
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:47,820


617
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,500


618
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:54,140


619
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:57,180


620
00:28:57,300 --> 00:29:00,980


621
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:07,620
(EXPLOSION)